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JENNI’S JOKES

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No ideer

Q: Why do golfers wear two pair of pants?
A: In case they get a hole in one.

Q: What do you use to fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste

Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?
A: Bison

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin patch.

A little boy watched fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
“Why are you doing that Mommy?” the little boy asked.
“To make myself beautiful” his mother replied.
A few minutes later she began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter” he asked  “Are you giving up”?